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Hiya, fellow playboys! Today, we talk some honest shit. Okay, so we all agree on how cool porn is. You've got people hitting on each other, a guy drills some deep holes, you hear the balls slap, the girl moans, and so on. But, let's get one thing clear. We (the ones the chicks tend to call 'all the same' for some reason) go crazy when we see cum showers! And we always want more of that specialty, please! Dear wankers, I have two magic words for you - Sperm Mania! They could have called it Cum Mania, too, you sure do get the hold of it. It is jizz all over the place and lustful damsels that want to bathe in it! Actually, most of the liquid ends on their faces, down their throats, on the cutie's tits, in the form of warm creampies, etc. Whichever the arousing spot is that gets you, yall find it here.
These boys do it dirty! The girls are going all loco just for their shot of love juice. They'd let anyone drill them, so you'll get plentiful of wicked gangbangs, threesomes, bukkake, and sometimes there will be a babe stroking one fine sausage alone until it makes the white river flow all over her hands. But the sheriff is sure that most of ya dirty pricks crave messy drilling as the cream starts dripping from a destroyed cunt (cause that was the one I checked out first, hehe). And on top of that, you get a rather fat pecker versus a tight Japanese twat. So these bad boys go rough as the Asian love goddesses don't get the burning eruption. Although most pussycats are from the far East, there are a plethora of Kristen Scott Spermmania vids, for the fans of this white kitten. She ain't the only one, as you'd see a few of these swallowing big shots.
To be honest, Spermmania is golden, as you get the pure treasure in HQ, with no short vids or distractions. Shit here is exclusive and works wonders to those who, like me, adore sticky fluid explosions. It might be pricey for some, but don't be a dick and support the guys that bring you the closeups of the finest chicks begging for massive eruptions. And among all those shady premium Asian porn sites, Sperm Mania is more than transparent as everything cums out for anyone to see. Another thing that made my stick hurt from the uncontrollable stroking was camera angles that set it all up as if the lustful gal is looking straight at you while you are on the road to cock perdition. Important: be prepared to clean up afterward! So make sure not to check this website if you have guests coming to visit you within minutes. Oh and especially not your girlfriend, as there would be a lot of explaining to do!
Pros
Massive cum explosions all the time
Fine pale chicks
Hardcore drilling
Cons
Might be pricey for some
Today, my friends, I have pure Asian erotica for you. I know I have owed you a few words on one of the finest Japanese porn sites, and this is the day I fulfill my promise! The sheriff brings you JavHD.com, or as I like to call it - the Japanese porn titan! Yall know that nothing excites me more than arresting people for being naughty and then punishing them heavily in the cells. Lemme tell you something - after my profound search among the Asian babes at JavHD, I have been out on the street, fishing for those dirty petite schoolgirls. I know that so many of you have the same kink for those pale beauties and we are all aware of how irritating it can be to watch a steamy video and then the blurred close-up of a soaked pussy kills the vibe straight away. Fear no more as premium JavHD porn is anything but censored! It was high time we could pray to eastern sex goddesses without any limit!
Now that we are clear about the JavHD uncensored policy, it's time for me to tell you what my fellow porn fellas can expect on the premises. First of all, (I think this one is obvious enough, but a horny mind might not think clearly always), it is all about fine Japanese sluts taking rides on all kinds of sticks. And the accent is on fine, you get astonishingly beautiful chicks with naughty habits. They'd go for anything stiff and raging (I guess I'd do the same thing in their place when I think about it). Sheriff loves variety nevertheless, so among the Jav idols, one can find young schoolgirls, smirky MILF stars, bald twats, furry cunts, anal hoes, chicks that want BBC exclusively, outdoor sluts, solo babes, rough gangbang skanks, kinky ladies, and anything else that cums to mind. Yeah, there are busty ladies with massive jugs as well as the petite cuties that crave pussy stretching, I have found them all. Needless to say, but I fucked them all, too!! Boy, aren't they delicious.
What I love is that there are thousands of scenes. So it is not just, you know, a few of the uncensored porn Jav HD clips and then the rest is pixelated shit. NO! They are for real. And also, most of the videos include galleries that are useful for those that like to store dirty pics as wallpapers. If my old lady saw the walls of my secret man cave, she'd call the cops. Luckily, I am the sheriff myself, so I'd take her down and she'd never get that idea again! The pics are not in a separate section and you can access them through videos only. Anyway, these guys update their kinky online library all the time, so it makes an endless source of dirty material. Sure you gotta pay for it, but you can't dig gold if you don't invest a little!
Pros
Finally All JAV Pussy Action
Uncensored Gorgeous Japanese Ladies
Videos Come With Galleries
Cons
My Cock Hurts From Stroking
I think you guys have already noticed my thing about those sweet Asian babes. I mean, I simply cannot resist them. I don't know, when I see a petite body with a face of an angel craving a fat stick that is bigger than the lady herself, I go loco. And then I see them enjoying rough drilling, so I lose it completely. It makes my body produces so much liquid, I could populate a whole different planet with it. Well, the last time that could have happened was when I spent 29 hours at JapanHD, exploring their amazing adult library. (Somebody call the awards people, I am sure that's a record!) And I have a lot to say about this precious porn gem. You know how you always get an honest impression from the sheriff, so it won't be any different this time.
As the name suggests, JapanHD is precisely that - Japanese porn in HD all over the place. I know it is not groundbreaking, but I will get to the point, noob! What I mean is that it is pure Asian adult entertainment, but there is no censorship here. Everything is uncensored and you don't get irritated because you can get a full view of a topped pussy. For me, this is one of the crucial things here as I take nothing less than HD and censored videos are absolutely out of the question! And you also get to download the stuff as well. Also, they made it easy for all fellow wankers to access JapanHD.xxx via mobiles as we all know how urgent it might get when your computer is not around. They have trials if you wish to check the space first, but once you gain full membership, you get to enjoy all its merits. And aren't these chicks the hottest? I mean, they are pale and skinny but fuck like the roughest sex machines. You can see some of the famous names from Japan doing all from handjobs, bukkake, solo action to double pleasure and wicked orgies.
If you didn't know, JapanHD.xxx is a part of a grand network, so your membership extends to other sites, too. So from the start you gain access to over 10k films and three weekly updates on this site only. Now, if you are not good with numbers, believe me when I say that it's a lot. Also, not all damsels here are slim, as there are curvaceous cats with fine sets of melons and wide hips. So it is not the usual stuff that you can expect elsewhere. My favorite thing is the quality of it all, with no tricks of short clips and failed promises. The old sheriff knows his porn quite well, so no cheap thrills for me, thank you! That is why I had to share the good news about JapanHD with yall. Long live the East!
Pros
Uncensored Japanese Porn Finally
A lot Of Videos And Constant Updates
Beautiful Chicks In HD
Cons
Got Me Addicted
Here cums the sheriff, after spending hours on the steamy Idols69.com. Boy, these guys and their chicks from the far East are unstoppable. They do it all! I have never seen girls going that wild and I am know sure that Asian ladies are pure hoes in the bedrooms (other places included, too). They are passionate and every scene makes my tool rise up all the way. Just when I thought I was finished, the cute brunette schoolgirl uplifted me again. So here I am, after taking a cold shower to clear up my mind, writing my impression of Idols 69. First of all, the name is not there by accident. If you are a 69 fan, you'll get plenty of it. But, it is not the main thing here. There is literally everything - solo chicks stroking their clits or rubbing a guy off, blowjobs, fingering, anal drilling, threesomes, fucking around in the gym, on the job and other places. So, believe me when I say my new mission is checking all those places off the list, but as I tend to pick up hoes wherever I go, I don't think I have many from the list left.
Idols69 mostly presents the hottest Japanese babes. Mind me, they are all hot and most of the time, you won't know if it's a teenager or a MILF, unless you check the title. If you threw me in this marvelous country, I would fuck any chick and there would be no way for me to know her age. After all, it is rude to ask a lady about her age, so it is a win-win for me. Unlike most sites, some of the Japanese Idols 69 vids are censored and some are not. It might be a downer for some, but the uncensored ones are greater in number, so you might need a little bit of patience until you reach those. Otherwise, you needn't worry as there are hundreds, if not thousands of the videos to check out. And not just that, but photo galleries, too. Check out the categories if you like something in particular, but I just go with the flow and try to see as much as I can.
Bear in mind that this is all about hardcore porn, but it is not always straight couples. If you are addicted to watching two pussies intertwine, you will be pleased with lesbian videos. Needless to say, but all the content is in HD, so no need to smash the screen cause it looks like it is streaming from the previous century. In short, the sheriff thinks that Idols69 represents JAV porn in its true light. The prices might be a bit too much for some, but you do get a lot of things to enjoy. And Japanese pussycats are my weak spot, so I'd spend all my money on those, so I might be biased in this case. Check it out and see for yourself.
