Howdy, mofos! Still playing those video games while there’s pussy to be chased around town? Is the pussy running faster than you? Well, then you should maybe play the Assassin’s Seed Porn Game, which will teach you both to better chase pussy and to tame it with your cock. As the name suggests, this is a porn game parody for the Assassin’s Creed game series. It will bring you a gameplay that combines both the interesting gameplay of the original series and some hardcore sex gameplay with amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re really fucking all these chicks. And the chicks are looking just as hot as the babes in the original game, whom you’ve always wanted to fuck.
I don’t know how many games you played lately, mofo. But the sheriff has played them all. He noticed the evolution of these new games and he knows how things have changed. Assassin’s Seed is by far one of the most advanced sex games that you will play directly in the browser. The characters in this parody sex games are more realistic than the ones in the first three instalments of Assassin’s Creed. And you will love the details on their bodies. Not only that the tits, pussies and asses look awesome, but the babes will have different facial expressions depending on how hard you bang them. The gameplay gives you a lot of control over the sex action. You will have so many different sex positions and kinks to choose from. And you’ll have different cum sluts too fuck. They are spread out across a large map and you’ll have to pass all kinds of quests to find them. The game perfectly combines RPG gameplay with a sex simulator to give you the ultimate porn gaming experience.
One of the most amazing things that the creators of this game achieved was to offer the same gameplay experience on both computer and mobile. I know that so many of you are playing games on their phones in the bathroom at home or at work. Well, this is the game to give you the same immersive and fun experience as you would get on a computer. But be careful with it. Once you start playing, you might not want to stop. And spending too much time in that bathroom can get you busted. So, you better lock the door. And get some pairs of headphones too, because the sound in the game is pretty awesome too, adding to the whole experience. Play the game and then make sure to come back and thank the sheriff for giving you such a great recommendation tonight!
Great Parody Action
Amazing Character Details
Complex Gameplay Experience
No Character Personalisation